Dracula lives 1: the mission
- Bernd
- Dec 8, 2023
- 2 min read
But the real problem is even more troubling...
October 2023
The newly established Sub-Ministry for Occultism, or UfO for short, must have somehow become aware of my travel activities, because I can't explain otherwise why they asked me of all people in September. It would be about a special mission to Transylvania to prove that Dracula is still alive. At best, establish official diplomatic relations with the German federal government in order to set up a blood bank. We, that is, 15 (!) other people, mostly from the baby boomers, who, if the mission unexpectedly fails, will not leave any significant gaps in the labor market for skilled workers, but will relieve the burden on the pension insurance company. That's age bullying!
The UfO's questionnaire
Where does Count Dracula currently reside for the purpose of establishing his identity? Tax residence?
What is the relationship between Count Dracula and the Irish writer Bram Stoker?
How old is Dracula really? Is he a vampire? Are there vampires?
Is the German federal government infiltrated by vampires?
Can vampires jump over their shadow?
What does a vampire eat? Are there perhaps already mutants who eat a vegan or vegetarian diet?
How do we tell if someone is a vampire? Is there a rapid test?
Where do vampires sleep?
The code name of our mission is "Rote Grütze". Nothing should be leaked to the outside world during our campaign, which worries me because the weekly magazine Punte is offering a bonus for exclusive marketing to anyone who manages to get an interview with the Count (a mid-six-figure amount, plus Filming rights). Who in the government leaked this back to the press? Highly disturbing. If the "Punte" knows it, then the Chinese or the Jehovah's Witnesses also know it.
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This blog post may contain very disturbing images. It cannot be ruled out that any sexual characteristics described are not gender-conforming are.
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